How did the Speaker of the House introduce Gerald R. Ford? And now, here's the latest dope from Washington.

What did Corazon Aquino say to the old regime as she kicked them out of the Philippines? On your Marcos, set, go.

What do Democrats call farts? Republican breathalyzer tests.

What do they call an ex-president who likes to suck cock in Mexico? El B.J.

What do you call rich people pissing on you? Reagan's trickle-down theory.

What do you have when you take a '73 Chrysler, yesterday's pastry, and President Reagan? An old Dart, an old tart, and an old fart.

What has eleven legs and lives in Cape Cod? Ted Kennedy's family.

What's the difference between Howdy Doody and President Reagan? You can't see Reagan's strings.