Did you hear about the new Japanese Jewish restaurant? So sue me.

What do you call a big-nosed pancake-maker? Aunt Jew-mima.

What do you call a group of racist Jews who toast bagels on people's front lawns? The Klu Klux Kleins.

What is a Jewish bird call? Cheap, cheap, cheap.

What's a wrench? A place where Jewish people keep horses.

What's Jewish, leads a nation, and has cream cheese all over him? Menachem Bagel.

What's the difference between a JAP and a toilet? The toilet doesn't follow you around after you're done using it.

What's the difference between a Jewish woman and an Italian woman? Italian women have real orgasms and fake diamonds.

When does it get really hot in a Jewish bedroom? When the air conditioner breaks down.

Who says "Mazel tov Bing Bing Bing!"? Ricochet Rabbi.