gross joke

Did you hear about the new video game called Don King Kong? Two gorillas fight each other while Don and the white woman wait in the limo.

How did the newspaper report the death of the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Colonel Sanders Kicks the Bucket.

What are N, O, and P? Mary Beth Whitehead's next three kids.

What do you call a crooning cartoon character who ricochets off walls? Sheriff Bing Bing Bing Crosby.

What do you call the wife of a dead president who lays in the desert waiting to suck off Arabs? Jackie Oasis.

What do you get when you cross a Japanese artist with a dead fat Broadway actor? Yoko Coco.

What do you get when you put 1,000 monkeys in front of 1,000 typewriters? The staff of the New York Post.

What movie stars Diane Keaton in search of well-hung mechanics? Looking for Mr. Good-wrench.

Why did Alpo hire Lome Greene to do commercials? They found him lying in his office licking his balls.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because they are trying to breed bullet-proof Kennedys.